Hipster Party Planning Dot Biz

Writing is great and all, but my secret passion in life is throwing over-the-top, extremely weird, charmingly amateurish theme parties.

To help cement my status as a semi-professional party planner, I busted out my 1996 HTML skills and put this monstrosity together. Always under construction, the site gives the reader a clear idea of the sort of organized chaos they can expect at my events.

  • Role Writing, “Designing," "Coding," CEO
  • For Hipster Party Planning Dot Biz
  • Type Website, Brand
  • URL hipster.party

I'd just like to note that I had to rewrite the < BLINK > tag from scratch, as modern versions of HTML have eliminated it for some reason.

Somehow there wasn’t already a gif of Tweety Bird smoking a jay on the Internet, so I had to make my own.

Did I recreate a working version of Microsoft Word’s Clippy for the site? Absolutely I did.

Finally, a definitive definition of the word “hipster.”

You can add “consummate salesman” to my list of roles.

This site is always growing and evolving, and will likely never be entirely finished.