I had to rewrite the < BLINK > tag from scratch, as newer versions of HTML had eliminated it for some reason.
Somehow there wasn’t already a gif of Tweety Bird smoking a jay, so I had to make my own.
Did I recreate Microsoft Word’s Clippy for the site? Absolutely I did.
Finally, a definitive definition of the word “hipster.”
You can add “consummate salesman” to my list of roles.